Ok so it's about 8:15AM and I finally get a seat on the train (after standing for a strong 45 minutes). I plop my behind down and settle into my seat. I reach for my IPod, shut it off and reach into my bag for my book "The Last Playboy" (great book by Shawn Levy) . So I start reading and all of a sudden a quick scent of 5 day old shit crumbs reaches my nose. I was startled and looked around with a complete panic face. The smell went away quickly and I went back to my read.

Then 5 minutes later I hear the lady next to me yawn and the stench immediately hit me again. I jumped up. My eyes got watery and I shed a tear. I noticed the lady's breath was the culprit. For the remainder of the trip I could not concentrate. The fact that a person can have such horrible hygiene left me very puzzled. Dental floss anyone? I mean at minimum a person should brush their teeth when they wake up in the morning. Did she forget this time? I should;ve passed her the number to my dental hygenist. Oh well, se la vi!